Wednesday, December 15, 2010

A solution to the full-body scanner controversy...

Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports:

All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or in your body.
The explosion  will be contained within the sealed booth. This would be a win-win for everyone. There would be none of this crap about  racial profiling and the device would eliminate long and expensive trials. This is so  simple that it's brilliant.

I can see it  now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system,

"Attention standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight number..."

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